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i love the fact that when you type "watch this when you're high" on the old youtube machine, up come a bunch of videos that you'd want to watch if you were high.

This was my favorite part...

i have this same sorta dream over and over again where i'm in the middle of the terminator movie, but every time it has a different story line.

like, sometimes i'm there with my friends and they all get murdered.

sometimes i'm by myself and i get murdered.

wish one of them would include a guitar and ice cream one of these days.

(via 9GAG)

Celestial rape

i've been thinking about the ecstasy of st. theresa lately.

obviously bernini knew a thing or two about orgasming women. i still can't look at this sculpture without gettin' a woody. so yeah, we all know it's a pretty badass piece of art.

and i know it's supposed to symbolize the rapture of being intimate with "god" and all that shit but you'd have to be completely retarded not look at it and at some point say to yourself: "oh, yeah, okay. i get it. she's gettin' fucked by god."

'cuz that's what it looks like... bein' in a chapel and all.

so, from my understanding, that would make this masterpiece a snapshot of celestial...

thanks to jerod for the rape gif!

No offense, scott butcher, but you're fucking stupid

scotty boy there is one of the guys who created the rapture letters website. (yeah, i ain't gonna link to it cuz it's the dumbest thing i've ever heard of and i am not in the spirit of linking idiocy.)

basically, these crazies are convinced their boy jesus is comin' back to save their asses (we heathen atheists along with the jews, muslims, buddhists, hindus and whatevists are all gonna have to stay here and suffer hell on earth) and when he does come back he's takin' them up into the sky to be with sky god who is also actually, or maybe, no, he is also jesus and also the holy spirit sky god something -- anyway, those concerned christians can enter the email addresses of their "lost" associates with the hope that after the rapture comes we stubborn non-believers will get that email, be convinced, and try hard as hell to get saved so we don't miss their awesome christian party in the sky. with sky daddy.

it's fucking bullshit.

and i bet my email address is in that damn database fifty million times.

fuck!

anyway, this scott butcher guy was interviewed as part of brian flemming's the god who wasn't there documentary and i swear to fucking sky god he said that he had heard commercial airlines implemented a special rule to prepare for the rapture, that no two christians could pilot a plane at the same time because when the rapture comes the christians will simply disappear and if two christian pilots disappear midair then that would be a problem.

first of all, scott, go fuck yourself; because if you are that dumb to believe in something that fucking dumb then the only fucking you should be allowed is fucking yourself; please don't waste your energy on the thinking.

second, if that's true (and i assure you it is not) then christians shouldn't be allowed to drive either, less their cars go unsteered, left to crash into innocent people when they're taken away in the rapture. then again, if the only innocent people the christians' abandoned car hurts ends up being heathen non-christians, then they're not really innocent are they? they deserve to die... that would be the christian way of thinking, right? a passionate god who will forgive you for anything but if you don't believe in him you're gonna fucking rot?!?!

third (i could go up to the millions here), scott, have you ever -- ONCE -- have you ever FUCKING LISTENED TO YOURSELF?!?  have you ever had an independent thought? ever?

seriously?

it's people like scott butcher that make me feel like there is no hope at all... that the religious zealots blind to the riches of reason will destroy everything in their path in the name of make believe, and we educated folk, outnumbered as we are, will just get trampeled along the way.

might as well go down fightin'.

which causes me to use the word "fuck" a lot. i apologize for its polarizing effect. but i cannot censor my passion.