The church, the military... all discriminatory fucks

WHO... THE... FUCK... CARES!?!?

seriously.

if i'm in a war and i have ten men and women out there fighting under my command, the LAST fucking thing i'm gonna be concerned about it is what sort of hole each individual likes to get off on.

why is the military (or any institution for that matter) so concerned with sexual preference?

doesn't seem like it really matters in the grand scheme of things.

i know jesus/god/sky-daddy says he'll forgive you if you sin and all that, no prob... BUT if you're a dude and you like butt-sex with other dudes, you're fucked. sorry. jesus will forgive you for murdering your mother and father while they sleep, but he really doesn't want you to get a b.j. from your neighbor jack.

yeah. sure. makes sense.

if you're fucking stupid.

Holy shit

when i was a kid i really believed that holy water was indeed holy -- that it was magic, or something. i believed that because i had been raised to believe that. without ever thinking for myself, i was never allowed or encouraged to ask questions. holy water was holy just cuz i was told it was by my elders; and to question the validity of that would send me to a dark, evil place.

OF COURSE I'M NOT GONNA QUESTION IT!?!

why don't religious folks SEE or UNDERSTAND this basic logic?

makes me wanna... spit.

Wooden bear dick

what would jesus do?

I did one last thing before i left china...

... i gave away a bunch of t-shirts.

most chinese people are non-believers nowadays. some remain superstitious, but when it comes to sky daddies and talking trees and shit, the chinese, for the most part, know to say 'fuck that'.

show me some proof.

as a westerner, i think it's fair to say the chinese are kickin our asses every which way right now. it's no surprise they're more prone to logic than we are too.

Seriously? his own car too?

still? we're still allowing apparently logical, grounded people to believe this guy has some magic power, some enchanted spirit that somehow transcends into the sky to mesh with an invisible man?

it's fucking ludicrous.

the time, the money, the grandeur wasted on such a joke is as sad as it is disappointing.

Usherfucked

seems fair to me.

Miss you, grandma

one of my sweetest childhood memories almost killed me.

i was at my grandma's house, where i could get away with anything. she was out in the garden and i was on the front porch, playing with my star wars guys. i was about eleven or twelve years old.

it came time for there to be a ritual sacrifice among my star wars guys, so i doused one with grandma's aquanet (something i'd picked up from the bullies at school) then set him atop an empty mt. dew can... and struck a match... and llet him burn!!!!

and burn... *cough*

*cough-cough-cough* and... *cough*...

...burn and *cough-cough*... and...

i was suffocating on the fumes when --

grandma opened the front porch door and said:

"whadya doin' in here?"

"burnin' my star wars guys"

"oh. okay."

We call it delusion because it's fucking delusion

the religious get upset when i use the word "delusional" to describe them in regards to their so-called faith. they get upset when i mention we have a word for people who believe an unseen voice is talking to him, that an unseen, intangible being can hear/see/affect everything in the universe everywhere at the exact same moment at time, in the world, spinning around and shit.

that word is psychotic.

and i admit, calling someone psychotic is sort of a big deal. it's a challenge.

but it's still true... "delusional" is just a more polite way to say it.

and that is my point.

when i call you FUCKING DELUSIONAL i'm really just being nice.

Let sam say it

"the problem that religious moderation poses for all of us is that it does not permit anything very critical to be said about religious literalism. we cannot say that fundamentalists are crazy, because they are merely practicing their freedom of belief."

-- sam harris

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sometimes i have a problem communicating the above tenet... so i post it here so it's easy to find in the future.

i'm being selfish.

:-)

xenu? seriously?

think about that.

we can't call them nuts. we have to respect their freedom to believe whatever they want, even though they believe this crazy guy in the sky is the reason we exist.

it's fucking horseshit.