I know this is a bit juvenile, BUT...

... i can't stop laughing. shit like this will have me rolling for hours. in fact, i saw this for the first time four days ago and every time i think of it i start laughing.

try for yourself:

"mexican people don't eat sugar, especially when it's a mixture of lice and tiger DNA."

classic.

Pffff!!!

okay, SOMEBODY owes me a new keyboard!!!

Oh, now it makes sense, except that, oh wait, no it doesn't

sure we get an extra hour of sleep, but like many things in our modern day american life, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

DON'T BE FOOLED: islam (and all the other delusional religious practices out there) are not about peace

if religious folks WERE all about peace, then they would stop the centuries and centuries of hate, of discrimination, of slander, of WAR, of claiming they're right and you're wrong.

the bible is full of hate. sure there's some feel-good shit in there too, but much of it is hate. hate against women, hate against non-jews, hate against gay folks, brown folks, etc. the koran is also full of hate. THE PENALTY FOR APOSTASY IS DEATH.

and now, this. someone pokes fun at islamic delusions and the muslims respond by blowing some shit up. again.

practitioners of peace my ass.

some sorta of twistedly sick fucking joke, that's what this is.

Ricky worden "promised land"

i enjoy listening to mlk speeches. they're always so sincere and inspiring.

take one of the more popular ones, throw a badass beat under it, and voila... THIS:

I thought halloween was over

then why is this muthafucka creepin' the shit outta me?!?!?

50 kilometers

50K. that's what's on my mind today.

on saturday, i'll be taking my first shot at running the 50K distance. i'll be running on trails, in a warm climate and my pops is gonna be there to make sure i don't die.

haha. just playin'. 50K (31 miles) isn't much more than a marathon, so i know i'll be just fine. still, since this is my virgin voyage, i can't help but acknowledge that i do have some nerves piling up.

i've decided to not race it, to just take my time and enjoy the journey, wherever it takes me (hopefully not off course!)... and in making that decision i realized that my plan is quite the cliche metaphor for life.

well, shit, things become cliche because they're RIGHT, right?

right.

:-)

They're all sick fucks

rick perry is a fucking loony bin. he believes fairy tales and encourages the people of his state to find solutions to their problems by begging his invisible friends (or is jesus, god and the holy ghost the same fucking thing???). this much is true. i've already mentioned it. many times.

but being a loony bin delusionoid isn't a prerequisite to being a prick.

being a politician, however, is (in my opinion anyway).

look at this fucker's smirky grin as he spins shit around with his smarmy accent and product aided hair pomp.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS MOTHERFUCKER GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU? DO YOU REALLY THINK HE GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT WHETHER YOU, JOE BLOW, HAVE A FUCKING JOB? DO YOU REALLY THINK HE CARES WHETHER YOU'RE ABLE TO MAKE YOUR MORTGAGE PAYMENTS?

i don't care if his name is obama, perry or abraham fucking lincoln. at the end of the day, the rich suit directing traffic doesn't care about you, or me.

money. power. toys.

that's what they care about. and having once been on the side of the fence where we make excuses for these shitheads, i now proudly proclaim that you'll be much better off as a local level progressive than waiting for these assholes to fix shit.

'cuz they just keep making the problems bigger and bigger and bigger and...

And now for more heartbreak...

...we turn to this perfect specimen of female:

i.

am.

in.

LOVE.

of course, this isn't the first time i've fallen in love with a picture on the interwebs. i haven't been able to shake *this one* for well over a year.

(image via hcibs)

Inspiration

this is one of those images that i think would make a PERFECT album cover.

in fact, it inspires me to write an album.

now, if only i had the musical talent and the means to do such a thing...

(image via ihmp)