Oh please, save me the sob story

despite rick perry's delusional worldview, there is no obama war on religion. rather, just the government (crooked as they are) doing well to keep religion out of the affairs of the state -- LIKE THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION CLEARLY SAYS.

of course, you will have a hard time explaining this to a christian delusionoid, because essentially his/her brain operates at a base that assumes there's an invisible sky daddy up above who can hear his/her every thought.

and 'tis the season for said delusionoids to proclaim themselves as social martyrs, for them to fight back semantics and remind us that they won't allow the secular media to tarnish its precious lexicology.

of course, this must also mean that they're ready to give back the season and celebrations of the winter solstice, the original holiday celebrated on december 25th, the same one christianity tried to snuff out with their own brand of ridiculous.

Tree warming to chuckling to idiot bashing

was walking through my neighborhood and found an entire street's worth of trees, telephone and sign poles covered in knitted winter wear.

pretty amusing.

then i thought, how the hell did they get these things on the poles in the first place? did they knit them on? couldn't help but chuckle at the thought.

which led to the very rational thinking that possibly the person (or persons) who did this think that these inanimate objects actually are cold and have feelings. it wouldn't be unheard of, considering the pure stupidity of the masses.

They're all sick fucks

rick perry is a fucking loony bin. he believes fairy tales and encourages the people of his state to find solutions to their problems by begging his invisible friends (or is jesus, god and the holy ghost the same fucking thing???). this much is true. i've already mentioned it. many times.

but being a loony bin delusionoid isn't a prerequisite to being a prick.

being a politician, however, is (in my opinion anyway).

look at this fucker's smirky grin as he spins shit around with his smarmy accent and product aided hair pomp.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS MOTHERFUCKER GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU? DO YOU REALLY THINK HE GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT WHETHER YOU, JOE BLOW, HAVE A FUCKING JOB? DO YOU REALLY THINK HE CARES WHETHER YOU'RE ABLE TO MAKE YOUR MORTGAGE PAYMENTS?

i don't care if his name is obama, perry or abraham fucking lincoln. at the end of the day, the rich suit directing traffic doesn't care about you, or me.

money. power. toys.

that's what they care about. and having once been on the side of the fence where we make excuses for these shitheads, i now proudly proclaim that you'll be much better off as a local level progressive than waiting for these assholes to fix shit.

'cuz they just keep making the problems bigger and bigger and bigger and...

And brutalized he should be

rick perry's wife, anita, is crying foul because she thinks the media is "brutalizing" her husband "because of his faith."

to this i say, uh.... yah. no shit. they SHOULD be calling him out on his faith because HIS FAITH is a major concern for those of us who actually have the ability to think rationally, for ourselves.

gone are the days when we should be expected to be polite in the face of mythical delusions. fuck no.

STOP THE PANDERING. STOP THE INSANITY.

This is some sick shit

rick perry is a christian. fine, everybody knows that.

but this dude is one of those uber sick and twisted christians (redundant? yes?) who injects his delusions into the everyday goings on of the state. y'know, like encouraging prayer in public schools and asking his fellow statesmen to pray for a solution to his state's problems rather than actually doing any-fucking-thing about them.

how have we gotten to this point? how have we -- a society that has gone to the moon, a society that has prolonged the average lifespan, a society that prides itself on so-called "liberties" -- how have we allowed these fucking delusionoids the power to wield their fairy tales as weapons of the state?

i know it has become somewhat cliche to say shit like, "if so and so is elected president, i'm moving to another country"; and the truth is: the cancer of religion has already infected the political infrastructure, so much so that it really doesn't matter who the president is anyway, but goddamn it if rick perry wouldn't be the ripest reason to get the hell off this rock.