Japanese video roulette

oh boy.

i'm willing to bet most folks can't make it passed the one minute mark on this video without a) going mad b) breaking something c) desperately shutting off the sound or destroying the motherboard

Asians make the craziest christians

they also make the craziest drivers.

and lovers.

and martial artists.

okay, now i'm just stereotyping.

but seriously, i'd put any fucking nutso chinese or korean or japanese christian up against the most hardcore evangelical rapture lovin' delusionoid...

any.

day.

while living in beijing, i was once trapped in a public park and swarmed by a group of undercover self-mutilating christ-fiends whose only harness against shouting their imaginations in full voices to the skies was the fact that "a highly militarized faction of government spies" was constantly watching their every move.

i took on a thick afghan accent and told them (with wily eyes) that i was a muslim.

naturally, they left me alone.

'cuz ain't nothin' crazier than a wily eyed muslim dude on the cusp of bedding 72 virgins.

Star wars on japanese crack

or something like that.

whatever this is, it's something i wish i could see more of.

yeah, i know it's a bit odd, but the japanese have this unique ability to mesmerize me with insanity.

professionally, i deal with the japanese often, and there have been several occasions where i daydream of nutball song and dance whilst being talked to.

it's sorta like tripping.