okay. i get it. it's just a theme park. i shouldn't be bothered by it. i'm being a bit of a boob for harping on it.
but it really fucking bugs me.
not because they're building a theme park based on the story of noah's ark.
it bothers me that these fuckers believe that shit is real, that a bazillion species got on a fucking boat and ran around the world while the earth filled up entirely of water for forty days and forty nights.
and now, with their big water park, they can convince even more persuadable folks to follow down their mutual path of FUCKTARDEDNESS.
it's fucking stupid.
Wouldn't it be funny if, by building the theme park and actually having to put the story into a physical form, they suddenly realize it couldn't have really happened?
ReplyDeleteAs to the story... How likely is it that such a boat would end up in the same general area where it started after such a violent geological and meteorological event? I think Noah would have ended up in Japan or Mexico rather than not leaving the Middle East. Ah well, it is just one of the many things that show that it is fiction (and not very good fiction).
i'm surprised it didn't get swallowed by a whale. you know, the bible proves that people and other 'things' can live inside of a whale. it's "true" cuz the bible says so. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThe Old Testament isn't meant to be taken literally, you dumbass.
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