I'm the ass manager you're lookin' for

leg man, boob man, ass man... these seem to be the three major "types" of hetero dudes. and though i'm definitely fond of legs and boobs and all of that, for me, the ass is the dealbreaker. i dunno why exactly, but i can be completely hypnotized by a nice ass.

COM... PLETE... LY

so i think i'm gonna apply for this job.

wish me luck! and show me dat ass!