Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away...

considering how unfathomably gigantic the universe is, there's a pretty good shot that somewhere among the stars there could be life. and if there is life, it could be intelligent life. and if there is intelligent life, then surely they too have an annoyingly enormous faction of insane delusionoids making outrageous, unprovable claims that bring progression to a halt.

or, perhaps they're intelligent enough to see through the bullshit, and, ultimately put an end to it. however possible.

one can only hope.

(via smbc)

"Credulity" and religion have no place together

after a bunch of lobbying, bickering and whatever else, the pastafarian in austria who demanded his driver's license pic include his "religious" headgear (a pasta strainer, duh) has finally gotten his wish.

but i fear his point is being missed.

society in general makes all kinds of exceptions for delusionoids. muslims, christians, jews... whoevs... they're all crazy and they're all allowed certain privileges based on that crazy.

there is no credulity in religion 'cuz it's all fucking make-believe!!!

GET A GRIP! THERE IS NO FUCKING BEARDED MAN IN THE SKY SO STOP EXPECTING THE WORLD TO LAY DOWN FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DERANGED.

:-)

Christian delusionoids tend to be quite touchy

stop me if you've heard this one before...

an educated person pokes fun at the idiocy of the church and all its propaganda, the church freaks out, gets angry and says YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT. (okay, maybe they don't scream it in all caps and use the word "fucking", but still.)

apparently, the above picture posted at the church of the flying spaghetti monster site did just that -- pissed off folks who saw it as slanderous.

uh... yah.

slanderous is scaring people into believing fairytales, telling them that non-christians deserve to rot in "hell" for eternity, to eschew using condoms during sex because "god" doesn't approve.

THAT'S fucking slanderous, you wretched, delusional crackpots.

get over yourselves. join the living. read a fucking science journal.

Bottom line is this:

"We think it’s a dangerous situation for institutions and ideas to be above scrutiny."
--church of the flying spaghetti monster

no fucking shit. i mean, that's the main thing that all the delusionoids seem to have difficulty understanding. if any other discourse can be freely questioned and/or peeled like a potato -- y'know, the way we do in math, science, geology, astronomy, etc. -- then why the fuck shouldn't we be able to question the fundamentals of the church?

we should. it's our fucking right.

and it's our fucking duty.

unfortunately, for delusionoids, whether they be christian, hindu, buddhist, muslim, jewish or whatevs, is that once you start questioning and looking for hard evidence, you realize you're on a hunt similar to those for bigfoot, santa claus and the boogeyman.

shit just don't add up.

and once everybody gets that, well, then the church will be dead (one can only hope).

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while i enjoy the FSM website, i still think they're a bit too passive when it comes to callin' out the delusionoids for what they are (fucking crazy), yet, in the end, it's a very entertaining place. so check it out sometime.

Finally, i've found the basis for my next tattoo

take that geometric-friendly design, tribal it up, slap it on my right shoulder and this ballgame is OVAHHHHHHH!

will share pics once it's a done deal. dontcha worry. hopefully i'll have it done by race season. while all the christian delusionoids are pimpin' their jeebus fish tattoos and scriptures and shit on their shirts, i'll be buzzin' by with the FSM, aimin' for those PRs!

HOLLA!!!

I know, another bt groove, but trust me, this one is worth it

Let us remember
Life's such a beautiful mistake
It's precious and fragile
Sometimes more than we can take

It's stronger than fire
Greater than all things men create
And I don't know what you want from me
But I don't want to be perfect anymore
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BT

LISTEN UP RELIGIOUS FOLKS... TAKE HEED OF THE ABOVE... IT'S JUST A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MISTAKE.

GET OVER IT.

ENJOY IT.

Best tattoo ever

i'm seriously considering getting the invisible spaghetti monster tatted on my shoulder, to go along with the tatts i already have on my arm. i'd want to transform the spaghetti monster into a tribal-esque design though... so i'm workin' on it.

if and when it is actually cut into my body i will share pics.

believe dat!

No national day of prayer means no national day of porn

that's right.

our government actually did something smart for a change by shooting down the idea of establishing a national day of prayer, finding it unconstitutional.

well good for you, government. you did the right thing. because proclaiming a national day of prayer would be fucking unconstitutional... just as me spearheading a movement to institute a national day of porn -- a day where every man, woman, child and president would have to recognize the art form known as PORNOGRAPHY.

i keep my beliefs, my likes, my hobbies to myself.

keep your fucking spaghetti monsters and the wishes you ask him for out of my secular (and happy) life.

I believe!!!

what's more miraculous than witnessing a flying spaghetti monster?

WITNESSING A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IN MY FUCKING TOAST!!!

(via negative entropy)