Hot damn!!!

i have this buddy who drinks a bunch and is often crashing at my house who fucking LOVES sriracha. and who can blame him? that shit is good.

so when i cook and i taste the dish and it tastes sorta bland (which, is often the case) i just douse that shit with sriracha hot sauce and he doesn't even blink before scarfing it down. he eats like an animal when he smells that stuff.

then again, half the time he doesn't remember eating anything anyway... so... uh...

SRIRACHA!

"Dracucore"

sometimes my buddy (his name is Pie) and i get together, get fucked up and make up words. one of us writes the new word on a flashcard and the other writes the definition on the back.

here's one:

Dracucore
-noun
1. a tyrant, oppressor.

example:

don't be such a dracucore and stop oppressing those villages with your raping and pillaging, dude.