Shit is real gray

sometimes we can learn a lot from our dogs.

Chewbaccadawg

been wanting to get a dog for the longest time. almost took my sister's (she had to get rid of it), but the thought of it being home alone all day with no one to take it out keeps holding me back.

it sucks.

i love dogs. i feel like i really need a friend right now in the way that only dogs know how to be friends.

if only i could find one like this chewbaccadawg, one who can copilot a spaceship and kill fucking stormtroopers.

There once was a basset hound...

... that was born of a virgin basset bitch. her stud, a carpenter basset named joe, was kinda pissed, but he got over it once he found out there were a lot of free doggie bones in it for him if he kept his fucking mouth shut.

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we had a basset hound growing up. it was fucking jesus-like. except, y'know, none of the crazy stuff.

Best three lines ever?

Help! someone stole my... dog?

(via 9GAG)

I present to you a dog that listens better than all the sky daddy followers i know

see. the dog gets it.