It's fri-deezy so do the happy dance!!!

you know you're doing it.

as you should.

carry on.

(image via skull swap)

Christians actin' like they know shit

the friendly atheist ran a great article the other day reporting on the hilarious nature of christians acting like they know about things, even though there's no way in hell (real or not) that they could know about these things.

example:

how did the universe begin?


accurate answer: evidence suggests there was a “big bang“… what happened before that? we may never know.

christian answer: god created it.

that's like a teacher asking a child: "who is the president of the united states?", and he answers with "boba fett."

the teacher knows this can't be right (based on what she and the rest of the ENTIRE LEARNED WORLD know to be fact) so she asks the child to prove that, indeed, the president of the united states is boba fett and he replies with:

"go fuck yourself, teacher. i know it's boba fett cuz i have faith it's boba fett."

no facts. no research. no study. no inquiry.

it just fucking is.

well that ain't fucking good enough, christians. it just ain't good enough.

so ya better try again.

Sometimes i'm still just a star wars dork

one of my favorite pastimes is trawling the interwebs looking for cool stuff and somehow today i stumbled upon these:

here's the website where i found them. i'd pay a good amount of money for that stormtrooper portrait to be enlarged and framed and hung above my mantle...

...if i had a mantle...

...or a fireplace.