Not sure what this all means...

...but let me explain that i have an internet persona, a life away from life, this enriched version of myself that interacts on the baseball blogs and twitters and fb's and all that shit.

'cuz yeah, i'm into all of it.

anyway, so i feel like i know a bunch of people, like i know them. but i've never met them. and i imagine they're all enriched versions of themselves too... and instead of being the coolest kids on the block, in reality, we are the biggest fucking dorks that ever lived.

i'm 31 years old.

i can handle that.

anyway, so in the internet worlds, i'd say the one person i'd want to meet and hang out with the most is rachel the pujolsmolinafan.

her tumbler is right *THURRRR!*

Twitter jesus... at your own risk

so wait a sec, you mean to tell me that jesus is not only the son of god, but he's also god (sorta), also the holy spirit (sorta), also able to see/hear/feel/smell/taste everyone and everything on the planet in the universe including everything beyond our visible cosmos, also able to hear everyone's wishes and able to grant them (some of them but not all 'cuz some people gotta die from cancer and some have to get hit by cars and stuff), also able to sanctify wars and murder and intolerance...

...AND...

...he twitters.

fuckin' A.