"Striptide"

sometimes my buddy (his name is Pie) and i get together, get fucked up and make up words. one of us writes the new word on a flashcard and the other writes the definition on the back.

here ya go:

Striptide
-noun
1. someone who has found Mr. Wonderful.

example:

ever since marcie met michael she has been such the typical office striptide, sometimes even bragging about it out loud. what a bitch.