Where does he get such wonderful toys?!?!

if it were possible to live somebody else's life, i'm pretty sure i'd line up to take dali's.

that's one fascinating motherfucker right there.

bam.

My apartment could use some redecorating

now, if i could just fine these fabulous pieces...

Blowin' my mind

unless we can figure out a way to have female pornstars play baseball at the major league level, i can't think of any more visually stimulating chimeras than this blend of dali and the greatest galactic story ever told.

someone needs to go through and make a whole series. i would buy that shit up. fast.

(via skull swap)

Dreamtastic

lately i've been having very vivid, surreal dreams. when it comes to dreams, i usually go through phases where i have a lot of them and i remember them down to the most intriguingly fantastic detail... to not having them at all.

in some cases i can pinpoint the cause, but lately, i cannot.

but it's fun going to bed knowing that any-fucking-thing is possible. like a fish puking a tiger puking a tiger chasing a gun pointing at a naked chick.

that's how i prefer to live.

Venus de milo... with drawers

one of the best parts of living in chicago is the art institute.

wow.

right in my backyard.

i went this past weekend, and like every time, i couldn't leave until i had my moment with my favorite piece in the entire museum... salvador dali's sculpture:

venus de milo with drawers

fucking brilliant.