What would jeebus do -- mel gibson edition

(via b3ta)

Passion of the jesusaurus

so the jesus peeps still haven't explained this one... y'know, the dinosaurs and the millions and millions of years that come before god made everything then took a day off just because he could...

and my question is:

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

someone definitely needs to make a movie about jesus riding around on dinosaurs. that would be badass. maybe in between embarrassing himself, mel gibson could direct it...

the passion of the jesusaurus.

What would jesus do, mel gibson?

yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody makes mistakes.

but mel gibson makes a lot of them.

a lot of the same ones actually.

y'know, like, being a racist, being a sexist, being a fuck, being an asshole, being a selfish dick, just for starters...

but you also know that mel gibson is one of those CRAZY christians. one of those fundamentalists who sees the bible as being the literal word of sky daddy.

normally i'd strongly urge people to shut the fuck up if they brought that wwjd stuff in my face, but i guess mel could really do good by it. so, here's to hoping he starts.