"Radar detector"

generally speaking, the hipster shit don't sit too well with me. i have a very hard time understanding how a group of people yearns to distance itself from the "norm" by being "different", which in turn creates a new "norm" of people who are "different" yet exactly the same (more on that story)...

but, i can't get this song out of my head so i figure it's worth sharing.

New yorker's top annoyances

i would also add donald trump and the new york mets to this list, but they definitely nailed the hipster part.

(image via skull swap)

Look at this fucking hipster...

besides bein' an awesome website, the title to this post also doubles as a common exclamation one might hear from me at a hipster party.

ya see, i was invited to one of these things a couple weeks ago. i did not fit in:

i did not have on skinny jeans.

i did not smell bad.

i did not have greasy hair and a whack-ass goatee.

i did not drink pbr.

and i did not have a funny hat.

the above are all mandatory attributes of the hipster crowd, which, i don't have to tell you is ironically fucking retarded because hipsters are supposedly all about being 'different'.

uh...

yah.

2833 n. milwaukee, the chi

i was in logan square last night to see a buddy perform some tunes and i came out of the joint and directly across the street from me was this creatively disturbing abomination of a sign:

that's a dentist (i presume) in his pj's usin' a rusty toothbrush to clean 'dem chompers. and that's a fairy on the left. the toof fairy i believe.

logan square is known to be hipster... i just didn't know it was THIS hipster.

fuck yeah.

and if you wanna go there while you're in the chi, here's their website.