New atheism ad campaign 6

have you made out with a non-believer today?

 you're doubly welcome!

New atheism ad campaign 3

don't hate me for the tactics i've chosen. i want this to work.

so it'll fucking work.

believe me.

New atheism ad campaign

atheism, by nature, doesn't get good press. because the looney-bins have people everywhere. in many cases, people think of horned devils when they think of atheists.

and that sucks.

so i've started a new ad campaign for atheism. to get people on our side (the right side) quicker than anyone else, without any casualties, i've designed something that will get us goin' in the right direction:

Remember when porn was a chore?

back in the day, before the internets and world wide web surfing, getting your hands on porn took some actual work.

ya couldn't just fire up the computer and search through bazillions of vids, pics, stories. nope. you had to prepare in advance. and it could be THRILLING at times...

whether it meant snagging your dad's playboys while he was out mowing the yard or watching that vhs tape you 'borrowed' from your uncle's stash without him knowing, making sure everyone was asleep and the sound was turned down... there was a time when porn gazing was a real roller coaster ride.

nowadays, it's like what i assume being married is like: always right there. i can have it whenever i want. but i see something shiny on the other side of the room and suddenly i've lost interest.

of course, alexis love could get me to change my mind about that. ya hear me, alexis?

i'll be waiting...