It has a bazillion uses!

was standing in line at the grocery store and overheard a fucking delusionoid woman comment to her friend that "god made adam and eve, not adam and steve" in reference to the gay male couple holding hands a few aisles away from us.

first of all, IDIOT WOMAN, what the fuck do you care about what other people do with their sexual parts? i don't see how anything they do privately could possibly fucking HURT YOU.

second, you're just spitting out cliched bullshit that has no scholarly merit.

third, you're being a judgmental bitch.

fourth, i'd encourage you to be like your boy jeebus and be compassionate and accepting and tolerant of others.

fifth... i'll be right back... i gotta go get some...