First crack THEN christ

though i don't have the numbers to back it up, i bet a lot of people go the opposite route and start out as jeebus followers, THEN end up on crack. it seems like crack is the drug of choice for lower income folks, who, in many cases, also happen to be less educated and more susceptible to delusionoidism.

what i don't understand is how an imaginary friend is able to get people to stop killing themselves with drugs. it seems like the people killing themselves with said drugs would want to stop killing themselves, period.

i don't see how the imaginary friend is relevant at all.

but what do i know.

i'm a fucking free-thinkin' heathen infidel.

also, that's a pretty expensive car for a crackhead to be drivin'.

(image via tcd)