Contemplate this!

this is from the church neighboring one of my favorite chi-town pubs. i see it every time i go there. and every time i see it, i ask myself: do they not see the inherent oxymoron in "contemplative eucharist"?

if we're going to "contemplate"... that means we're going to "think"... and if we're going to "think"... then our only logical conclusion upon thinking is that the idea of a tiny little wafer being the body of jesus fucking christ is absolutely fucking bat shit crazy.

absolutely.

so contemplate that, christians.

contemplate just how ridiculous that is.