11.27.2010

No miracle, sir. just science and determi-fucking-nation

on tuesday, my inflamed gluteus maximus was pressing against my sciatic nerve, leaving my entire right leg numb. i was sorta freakin' out. so i went to the doc.

*cue the holy roller mock voice*

AND OH JEEBUS HE PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

no. not really. he just did some doctor stuff, treated it, and made it better. he even ok'd me to race if i felt good. and this morning i felt good.

so i gave it a go.

not only did i run 13.1 miles in a personal best time of 1:37:33, but i also discovered a new, fool proof racing strategy for success: keep the cute runner girl who runs 7 minute miles in your sight. at all times.

just...

follow.

that.

ass.

HOLLA!
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2 comments:

  1. Michael DavidNovember 28, 2010 at 4:52 AM

    Congrats on your run. It must feel good to accomplish shomething like that. I believe I might be able to actully run decent if I had that ass in front of me....
    M

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  2. Zelig SkykillerNovember 28, 2010 at 9:31 AM

    thanks, michael. and yes, really, that ass is all it takes ;-)

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