considering that when i tell one of my six sisters something that's going on in my life, a few weeks later, by the time i talk to the sixth and final sister, the story is completely convoluted and totally fucked up from the original, i think that bullshit stories revolving around jeebus are just that:
dude didn't walk on water. dude didn't turn water into wine. dude didn't raise folks from the dead.
and no one can prove otherwise, so just deal with it.
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